How To: Put on a natural-looking beard or mustache

This video shows you how to grow a beard or mustache, even if you're a lady...sort of. Using a Jack Sparrow makeup kit and some clever tapering of the fake beards contained in the kit with scissors, you'll be able to finish your Jack Sparrow makeup look authentically.

Make sure to accentuate your new pirate beard with LOTS of bronzer and foundation at least two shades darker than your skin, and maybe a mug or two of mead.

I show you how to apply a fake beard, mustache, and goatee, with spirit gum, and a fake mustache and beard from a Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) kit I got at a costume store.